Anna Benson: Baseball’s Hottest Wife

Anna Benson, wife of New York Mets pitcher Kris Benson, was recently voted the hottest wife in baseball by FHM magazine. She returned the favour by doing a photo spread for them. I’m not that impressed, but they are only four photos and my thoughts are obviously pretty irrelevant in the whole matter. Furthermore, she looks better here, here and here. She has her own official website. Not bad for an ex-stripper and model, but a baseball player having a good-looking wife is not news in itself.

What is news, that even non-baseball fans should enjoy, is that Mrs. Benson recently appeared on the Howard Stern radio show. As reported by The New York Post (see their archives for December 1^st) here are some quotes:

"I told him [Kris] — because that's the biggest thing in athletics, they cheat all the time — I told him, cheat on me all you want. If you get caught, I'm going to s- - -w everybody on your entire team — coaches, trainers, players. I would do everybody on his whole team."

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"Everybody would get a turn," Anna pledged. "If my husband cheated on me and embarrassed me like that, I will embarrass him more than he could ever imagine."

Even Robin Quivers got in on it: "What about groundskeepers?"

"If I'm lining them up," Anna said, "I'll [also] circle into other teams. Whatever team he's playing, I will s- - -w all them too."

Stern asked: "What if your husband, the great pitcher, comes to you and says, 'Honey, I need two women at the same time. I need you to do that for me?' "

Anna replied, "You know, if that's what he came to me and said that he needed, then that's what he would get, because he is my entire universe. I adore my husband. He's a saint . . . he took me out of hell" — a reference to her years on her own.

I’m not sure what I’d say if my wife said that. Well, I think I know what I’d say if she said the latter, but with regards to the other comments, I don’t know. What I do know is that, my personal thoughts on her looks included, if I was a New York Mets trainer or groundskeeper I’d send whores back to Benson’s hotel room every night. Every single night. She’s not unattractive, she sound like a good lay (read her comments over at FHM about their frequency of sex and blowjobs in the car) and I’d love to see the shit hit the fan. If Kris Benson is careless this could be one of countless intriguing stories in the 2005 baseball season.

(Posts around here will grow less frequent as I enter a busy exam period and end what has been, pretty generally, a shitty term.)