Friday, October 14, 2005

The Pitfalls of Engagement

Apparently there’s a big controversy down in Minnesota because members of the Minnesota Vikings, the NFL team, had a sex party on a cruise ship. They have been accused of having public sex on the ship, harassing the female waitresses and urinating on public property.

There was an article on the accusations recently in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, which included perhaps the funniest string of sentences I’ve read in while. The article includes a quote from running back Mewelde Moore, in which he discusses whether or not he was on the boat. Moore is quoted as saying:

"Sex? What are you talking about? That's crazy. ... Look, I'm engaged. So none of that. That will put me in trouble."

1 Comments:

At October 17, 2005 at 4:42 p.m., Anonymous Andrew said...

They have been accused of having public sex on the ship, harassing the female waitresses and urinating on public property.

Wow, sounds like your typical Queen's homecoming.

 

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